News: Expendables 2 Plot Reveled: 
The Expendables are back and this time it's personal! After Tool (Mickey Rourke), the heart and soul of the Expendables, is brutally murdered on a mission, his comrades swear to avenge him. They're not the only ones who want blood. Tool’s beautiful young and wild daughter Fiona embarks on her own revenge mission, complicating matters when she is captured and ransomed by a ruthless dictator plotting to destroy a resistance movement. Now Barney and the Expendables must risk everything to save her and humanity.

Also Van Damme is the bad guy, sweetness!

News: Taken 2 Gets New Director, Olivier Megaton: Not only dose he have a super bad ass name, but he is the director of the acclaimed Transporter 3. Also Maggie Grace is confirmed to reprise her role as the spoiled, ungrateful, unloving, cry baby daughter (editorial note: who cannot run like a normal human being). I can see the plot now, Maggie Grace goes back to her millionaire step father and uses all his money to fly to mexico, jet ski and follow around U2 (remember, she didn't get to last time because of the kidnapped thing). And of course Liam Neeson disagrees but she sneaks off with full permission of her terrible gold-digger mother. So naturally she gets taken by Mexican drug lords, and Liam Neeson kills everyone. Taken 2: The Takening. 
   "Daddy! I want to see Bono in Mexico!!!!!!!"               "No you got raped last time you tried that."

      "You're the worst daddy in the world!!!!"

07/31/11 11:55 PM: Yo Homies: The site is currently in a state of peace amongst all the members of the core. We expect to follow up this recent declaration of peace with a vast session of creativeness... and better editing. Also, Shark Week started tonight. 

05/04/2011 8:44 PM:Dear Loyal Readers: Recent trouble has come upon this site and it saddens me, to make you all understand my pain please absorb the message of this all too true video.


05/04/2011 6:33 PM: Mission In-Freaking-Sanity engulfed in an internal power struggle over photo selection and formatting. "I built this house," said Chief Executive Receptionist Matt Whitesides, "and you're burning it down." 

05/01/2011 11:15 PM: Fast Five makes $165,030,000

05/01/2011 11:13 PM: Obama killed Osama in Afghanistan