Day One Awards:
Best use of slow-mo:(Doves are bad-ass, thanks C-Tate)
"21 Jump Street: Doves!"
The Man With the Iron Fists: Every fight
Premium Rush: Biker Vision
Best Use of a Hot Woman:(Thor totally could have saved his girlfriend, he just didn't want to.)
Silver Linings Playbook: Butt dancing
Avengers: Black Widow tied to a chair
Skyfall: Girl dies and James doesn't care
"Cabin in the Woods: Hot chick dies while making love"
Total Recall: Kate Beckinsale
Best Action Scene: (Why would you ever need to get on top of a train? (Archer Reference))
Avengers: One shot continuous battle
Dark Knight Rises: Opening scene
Dark Knight Rises: Bane Vs. Batman city fight
"Skyfall: Train fight"
Django Unchained: Final Shootout
Premium Rush: BMX fight
Best Super Hero: (Cap: "We need a plan of attack!" Tony: "I have a plan... attack!" This years awards are brought to you by "quotes".)
Dark Knight Rises: The Batman
"Avengers: Iron man"
Avengers: Hulk
Avengers: Thor
Avengers: Captain America
Best New Major Character: ("Who was the man on the phone?", "Uh... his name was fuck you", "Really?", "Yeah he was Asian" More quotes!)
Django Unchained: Django
Jack Reacher: Jack Reacher
Prometheus: David
Ted: Ted
Magic Mike: Dallas
"Lockout: Snow"
The David O'Hara Award for Most Bad-Ass Minor Character: (I know what you're thinking it's a cop-out to give two people one award. They will just have to learn to share.)
Dark Knight Rises: CIA Op(Aidan Gillen)
Dark Knight Rises: Ex Prisoner (Noel Gugliemi)
"Magic Mike: Ken (Matt Bomer) & Big Dick Richie (Joe Manganiello)"
Django Unchained: Butch Pooch & Ace Speck (James Remar)
End of Watch: Sarge (Frank Grillo)
The Hunger Games: Cinna (Lenny Kravitz)
Contraband: Jim Church (David O'Hera)
Best Moment of Falling for an Extended Period: (Its almost unfair I mean it's right in the name)
Looper: Falls from apartment
"Skyfall: Fall from train into credits"
Dark Knight Rises: Prison climb
Total Recall: Falling into the lower city
Avengers: Thor Falling in prison chamber thing