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2011: Year End Awards

Mission-In-Freaking-Sanity's Awards for Best Motion Pictures of 2011:
First: Fast Five
Second: X-Men First Class
Third: Mission Impossible IV: Ghost Protocol
Fourth: Crazy, Stupid, Love
Fifth: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows: Part II
Sixth: Drive
Seventh: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Day One Awards:

Best use of Slow-Mo: (Hey the man pretty much lives in slow-mo)
*Crazy, Stupid, Love: Ryan Gossling eating pizza.*
Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon: Optimus Prime flying through falling skyscraper.
X-Men First Class: Coin through the face.
Fast Five: Saving private Johnson.

Best Use of a Hot Woman: (All perspective female stair walkers take note)
*Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Walkin up the stairs.*
X-Men First Class: Rose Byrne: Posing as lingerie-clad exotic dancer to spy on villains. 
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows: Rachel McAdams: Killing her off in the first 20 minuites.
Drive Angry: Amber Heard: Being a sexy, tough-as-nails waitress who drives a Challenger.
Fast FiveGal Gadot: Gisele Harabo: Using her behind to access fingerprints.
I Am Number Four: Teresa Palmer: Number Six: Stopping explosion by thrusting chest and butt outward.

Best Action Scene: (Only corrupt people where hurt during the making of this movie)
X-Men First Class: Magneto fights a submarine.
Fast Five: Dom V Hobbes fight.
*Fast Five: Vault heist.*
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol: Skyscraper data heist.
Warrior: Brother on Brother fight.
Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon: Moving through collapsing skyscrapers.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows: Chase through the woods.
Drive: Opening getaway.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Golden gate bridge assault.

Best Super Hero: ("Peace was never an option" Well with that kind of attitude...)
*X-Men First Class: Michel Fassbender: Magneto.*
X-Men First Class: Alex Gonzalez: Riptide.
Green Lantern: Ryan Reynolds: Hal Jordan.
Captain America: The First Avenger: Chris Evans: Captian America.
Thor: Chris Hemsworth: Thor.

Best Use of a Real Song: (Rock and roll, that's whats hurting today's youth.) 
Real Steal: Till I Collapse by Eminem feat. Nate Dogg: Walk to first fight.
*The Girl With a Dragon Tattoo: Immigrant Song Covered by Trent Reznor & Karen O: Opening Credits.*
Fast Five: How We Roll by Don Omar: Ending credits.
Drive: Nightcall by Kavinsky & Lovefoxxx: Opening credits.
Lincoln Lawyer: Ain't No Love In The Heart Of The City by Bobby 'Blue' Bland: Openig Scene.

Day Two Awards:

Best New Major Character: (Put your funderware on)
* Fast Five: Dwayne Johnson: lieutenant Hobbs * 
The Lincoln Lawyer: Matthew McCaughney: The Lincoln Lawyer
X-Men First Class: Alex Gonzalez: Riptide
Hanna: Eric Banna: Erik Heller

The David O'Hara Award for Most Bad-Ass Minor Character: (O'Hara would be proud)
Cowboys and Aliens: David O'Hara: Pat Dolan
Captain America: Neal McDonough: Timothy 'Dum Dum' Dugan
Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Andy Serkis: Large Gorilla
* X-Men First Class: Alex Gonzalez: Riptide * 

Best Moment of Falling for an Extended Period of Time: (Waterproof)
* Fast Five: Brian and Dom drive off a cliff to avoid explosion. * 
Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Skydiving commandos fly through crumbling skyscrapers as helicopters crash around them
Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows: Sherlock Holmes pulls Professor Moriarty down waterfall

Best non-action movie: (Baseball is way more interesting with Brad Pitt)
Lincoln Lawyer
* Moneyball * 

Best comedy: (Romance in my comedy? Blaspheme!)
* Crazy, Stupid, Love * 
Horrible Bosses
Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas 

Tom Cruise Award for Best Running Sequence: (Normal people get in a car Tom)
Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol: Ethan Hunt running from exploding Kremlin
* Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol: Ethan Hunt running from Du Bai sandstorm*
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows: Holmes, Watson and gypsies running in woods with explosions
Fast Five: Dom's team running from Hobbs's team

Best Trailer: (Led Zeppelin over Big flashy text takes it)
* Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: Trailer 1*
Drive: Red Banned Trailer
Safe House: Trailer 1
21 Jump Street: Red Banned Trailer
The Dark Knight Rises: Trailer 1

Day Three Awards: 
Best Villain: (Kevin Bacon's only weakness is coins to the face)
Green Lantern: Clancy Brown: Parallax
*X-Men First Class: Kevin Bacon: Sebastian Shaw*
Fast Five: Joaquim de Almedia: Hernan Reyes
Captain America: Hugo Weaving: Red Skull

The Most Anticipated Movie of 2012 Award of the Future: (In Nolan we trust)
James Bond 007: Skyfall
*The Dark Knight Rises*
The Bourne Legacy
Men in Black: III

The Biggest Disappointment of 2011: (Note: Ryan Reynolds not a disappointment)
*Green Lantern*
Sucker Punch
The Hangover Part II
Cowboys & Aliens

Director of the Year: (Fast Five will you be my girlfriend?)
*Justin Lin: Fast Five*
Brad Bird: Mission Impossible IV: Ghost Protocol
David Yates: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II
Matthew Vaughn: X-Men First Class

Best Actress: (I can't tell if she is a bad influence on young girls or not.)
Emma Stone: Crazy, Stupid, Love
Rachel McAdams: Midnight in Paris
Jennifer Morrison: Warrior
*Rooney Mara: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo*
Rose Byrne: Bridesmaids

Best Actor: (Didn't see Shame but I bet his "acting" in that was even better)
Ryan Gosling: Crazy, Stupid, Love
*Michael Fassbender: X-Men First Class*
Matthew McConaughey: The Lincoln Lawyer
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: Fast Five
Joel Edgerton: Warrior